Celebrity Guest Gordon Ramsay

The letter F, Date unknown. CHE-"F"-'S SPECIAL

Guest Stuff: Beetroot Corn Chips In My Mouth

Beetroot corn chips, Sydney, 10 May 2011. PINKY AND THE GRAIN

Easter Kinder Surprise In My Mouth

Kinder Surprise, Home, 24 April 2011 (Easter Sunday). WHAT THE DEVIL?

Pear In My Mouth

Pear, Home, 4 April 2011. DIS A PEAR-ING ACT

Rainbow Twizzlers In My Mouth

Twizzlers, Home, 30 January 2011. KNOT SO TWISTED

Fake Lips In My Mouth

Plastic lips from a Christmas cracker, Home, 9 January 2011. MOUTH TO MOUTH

Fake Moustache In My Mouth

Fake moustache, Home, 13 December 2010. MO THAN I CAN CHEW

Crab In My Mouth

Origami crab, Home, 6 December 2010. ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY "CRABS"?

Guest Stuff: Snowball In My Mouth

Snowball, 1 December 2010. TAKE A CHILL PILL

Clown Nose In My Mouth

Foam clown nose, Home, 31 October 2010. TASTES FUNNY

Fake Burger In My Mouth

Fake burger, Home, 25 October 2010. SCAM-BURGER

Camel In My Mouth

Camel toy, Mum's house, 9 October 2010. THE MOUTH THAT BIT THE CAMEL'S BACK

Plug In My Mouth

Plug, Wellington Downtown Backpackers, 26 September 2010. SNUG AS A PLUG IN MY MUG

Chocolate Cigarette Sticks In My Mouth

Chocolate cigarettes, Home, 19 September 2010. SMOKE-FREE

Measuring Spoons In My Mouth

5 Tupperware measuring spoons, Home, 12 September 2010. SPOON-FED

Ass In My Mouth

Kinder Surprise donkey, Home, 30 August 2010. KINDER THAN THE AVERAGE ASS

The Rest Of The Jelly Beans In My Mouth

Jelly beans, Home, 23 August 2010. BEAN THERE, TONGUE THAT

Shoe In My Mouth

Shoe, Home, 16 August 2010. AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD

Pipe With Cotton Ball Smoke In My Mouth

Tobacco pipe with fake smoke coming out of it, Home, 8 August 2010. SMOKE AND MIRRORS

Small World In My Mouth

Toy globe, Home, 1 August 2010. PUTTING MY MOUTH ON THE MAP

Homemade Vampire Teeth In My Mouth

Two cardboard triangles, Home, 25 July 2010. FANGS FOR NOTHING

This Is Not A Pipe In My Mouth

Smoking pipe, Home, 19 July 2010. PIPE DREAMS

Security Pass In My Mouth

Security pass, Home, 12 July 2010. ACCESS DENIED

Toothbrush In My Mouth

Toothbrush, Bathroom, 28 June 2010. ROUTINE

Tiny Cola Bottles In My Mouth

Delicious cola lollies, Home, 14 June 2010. CHEWS COKE

Guest Stuff: Surrealist In My Mouth

Saliva-dor Dali, Home 31 May 2010. SURREALITY BITES

My Keys In My Mouth

My keys, Home, 30 May 2010. M' KEY MOUTH

Sock In My Mouth

Sock, Home, 24 May 2010. A SOCK, INNIT

Guest Stuff: Norwegian Constitution Day In My Mouth

Norwegian flag, Oslo, Søttende mai (17 May) 2010. CONSTITUTIONAL

Bat-Signal In My Mouth

Bat-Signal from a laser pointer, Home, 10 May 2010. RED LIGHT DISTRICT

Apple In My Mouth

Apple with some bites out of it, Home, 10 May 2010. THE APPLE OF MY MOUTH

Dick In My Mouth II

Dick Tracy toy, Home, 3 May 2010. PRIVATE INVESTIGATION

Monocle In My Mouth

Monocle, Home, 26 April 2010. OUTLOOK: FOGGY

Brolly In My Mouth

Umbrella, My house, 19 April. BROLLIANT

Matches In My Mouth

Contents of a box of matches, 14 March, Home. FIRE HAZARD

Yoda In My Mouth

Yoda Pez dispenser, Friday 9 February, Work, FORCEFUL IT IS.

Guest Stuff: Coke Can In My Mouth

Empty Coke can, Melbourne, 22 March 2010. NORWEGIAN

Golden Gaytime In My Mouth

Golden Gaytime, Flinders St Melbourne, 22 March 2010. COOL

Toast In My Mouth

Some toast, Home, 15 March 2010. TOASTED

Lego George Michael In My Mouth

Lego man my mum found on the street a while ago that looks a bit like George Michael, Home, 7 March 2010. WHAM!

All My Pencils In My Mouth

22 pencils, Home, 28 February 2010. NERD

Darth Vader In My Mouth

Lego Darth Vader with no helmet, Home, 22 February 2010. IN-VADER-SIVE

Vitamin-C In My Mouth

Vitamin-C, Home, 14 February 2010. VITAMIN, SEE?

Movie in my Mouth

The Mask, Home, 7 February 2010. ACTION-PACKED

Cassette Tape In My Mouth

Cassette tape: The Lone Ranger, Living room, 31 January 2010. SOUND BITE